The Boys’ First Easter: No Bunnies Allowed

22 Apr


Zack had never enjoyed a proper Easter before, and since the candy at Easter is some of the best candy year-round, I knew it was time to introduce him to the holiday. Zack is Jewish*, and I’m agnostic and questioning, so there were no religious ties for us, but I still find it to be a nice holiday for reflection and yummy treats. After (very) unsuccessfully** trying to get him in the spirit of things by showing him Jesus Christ Superstar clips, I decided to go right for the candy. 

*And I super appreciate Caitlin being so open to celebrating Chanukah with me every year.

**It went over about as well as if I’d tried to describe Doyle Brunson’s Power Poker to Caitlin. Just a blank look and zero follow-up questions.

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Record Store Day 2014: The Small Haul

21 Apr


Zack and I had a plan for RSD2014. We didn’t want as many records as normal* — we had a distinctive list of things we were interested in, so we decided to show up at 8AM. The plan was, Zack would drop me off with some fold-out chairs, then he’d drive to pick up some bagels and coffee for us to make it through the morning. We were still about 160** people back from the front of the line, but managed to be let into Waterloo for the first rush of people.

*With Jack White’s event going on in Nashville and no Tom Hanks or Triathlon related vinyl to speak of, the only one of my major hobbies to be represented was a Muppets Movie release.

**I believe it was 173 according to the Waterloo counter, but we got in there pretty quickly.

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Tom Hanks Project – “Philadelphia” Review

17 Apr


Let me explain this to you like you’re a six year-old*. Philadelphia is a tough watch. You’re going to feel all the feels watching Tom slowly die from AIDS. You’re probably going to cry**. You’re probably going to shake your head at the homophobia. Especially coming from Denzel. You may get a bit of a happy ending, but not really. Emotional weight aside, this is a damn good movie and Tom rightfully earns his first Oscar for it. We’d been dreading this viewing for quite some time***, but a great sad movie doesn’t make me as sad as a terrible funny movie. I felt better after this than I did after “Volunteers.” 

*UNGH! Brilliant film reference opener. I just have to call this out because UNGH!!

**Check your pulse. Is it there? OK, you’re going to cry.

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Dusting off our Win & Regine Costumes for Arcade Fire

14 Apr


A month after we dressed up as our favorite living rock couple for Halloween, we purchased pit tickets for their April show. We had five months to get hyped up about our 4th Arcade Fire show together*, with three hours of build-up to get our expectations sky-high. Maybe too high. Sure, my hair looked more like Macklemore than Win. And yes, songs that moved us to tears last time got us jumping**, but didn’t stir up that magic feeling inside us. But it was still a special night. We had extensive conversations about “Six Feet Under” with new friends we met before the show. We were two arms lengths away from Win again. We saw our favorite songs off our favorite non-Beyonce album of 2013 performed so brilliantly that we fell even deeper in love with them. We heard some deep cuts we never thought we’d hear live. It wasn’t the perfect show, but with a Funeral heavy set-list, two sweet covers and everything from Rick Perry TV heads to a Disco Ball man and getting to see Caitlin be Regine’s Reflektor shaking her ribbons, it was pretty darn close to perfect in my book.

*Individually, I’ve seen the band 7 times now, and Zack has seen them 5 times. We’re fans, to say the least.

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Tom Hanks Project – “Sleepless in Seattle” Review

8 Apr

sleepless_in_seattleYou know those movies that seem so classic, whose endings you can reference so easily, that you think you know front to back…and then you turn it on and realize you remember hardly any of it*? That was our experience with “Sleepless in Seattle.” Sort of like dusting off a fossil until the whole picture starts to really emerge for you, such was the experience of watching this sweet film. The best of Meg & Tom**? Not quite. The best movie featuring Meg & Tom***? Bingo. It was like magic.

*We literally only remembered the final scene on top of the Empire State Building and enjoyed the rest like it was our first time watching.

**Sam and Annie could be a better couple than Joe Fox and Kathleen Kelly, but we don’t see them together until the very end, so hard to know.

***I guess we won’t know for sure until we rank both, but I found myself loving “Sleepless” more then Mail as we watched. Joe is a distant third.

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Tom Hanks Project – “A League of Their Own” Review

1 Apr

???????????????????????????????????????????????????This movie is a pure joy to watch. Expertly paced, funny and sweet with tons of great performances. Hanks is pitch perfect, but we get just as strong a performance from all everyone from Geena Davis to Madonna and especially Rosie O’Donnell, believe it or not. In the A&E Biography of Tom’s life, he says, “OK, I’m not gonna play pussies anymore” in regards to this role. Thankfully he has a great set of strong women to provide a foible to his Jimmy Dugan. 

Tom Hanks is absolutely brilliant in this film, and I think he breaks down his own acting barriers in many ways. This is the first movie where we experience his ability to fake pee, and the first movie where his characters dies in the end (from old age, but still. It feels unnatural.) This movie is a classic, so if you have somehow missed out on it, watch it IMMEDIATELY and then read on for our analysis. Continue reading

HIMYM Finale – The Playbook: How to Disappoint Your Fan Base in 5 Steps

1 Apr

how-i-met-your-mother-series-finale-one-last-surprise-04Robin, Marshall and Lily’s faces in this picture capture a few of the reactions Caitlin and I had as we watched the de … wait for it … pressingly awful HIMYM finale. We winced. We cringed. We half covered our faces with balled up fists of fury. Going in, we’d hoped the finale could pull off what “The Office” did in their brilliant finale and undo a couple of misguided, meandering seasons by letting us love our beloved characters one last time as they head off to satisfying conclusions. This episode failed on every level. It was a major disappointment (Major Disappointment). So, what went wrong? In the words of Judge Fudge, describing what went down in MacLaren’s, “All kinds of stuff.” They got the actual meeting of the mother scene right, but by that point we were so infuriated by the rest of the episode that we could barely appreciate it*. Here’s the 5 biggest ways the finale messed up.

*I want to point out that I don’t expect or even want a show’s creator to explicitly cater to the fans’ desires. I think writers and creators should have complete control over their characters and stories, because isn’t that the point? I feel the need to put this here because my brother, a brilliant writer and animator, pointed out that fans really shouldn’t be expecting that writers write FOR THEM, that they write with the fans’ desires in mind, and I 100% agree with this sentiment. I just felt that this was awful writing. Let’s talk about why.
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